…Ok look you’re going to have to stop that.
Last night’s dream.. weird.
I was DREAMING I was laying in bed sleeping, it was night (rarely actually happens since I work nights most the time) I was on my side sorta but kinda in that half about to roll onto my back position.
When something pushed me onto my back, I felt this really heavy weight on my pelvis them my chest, so I opened my eyes, and pressing down on my chest was Chef, I remember trying to yell, but when I opened my mouth only air was rushing out. I kept trying to scream how did you get in here, what are you doing, etc!
Then from his wrists towards his face pink and silver scales started to form on him, and his smile was even more scary/evil.. He then leaned down very slowly and sank his teeth into my neck, I felt the blood, I remember it felt hot and wet and just running along my neck. I was trying to fight it but I could hear him growling in my ear and telling me “I never knew.”
I felt something smack the side of my head and I woke up… Kai was laying on my chest.. drooling on my neck and headbutting my head.
I just had a dream about Chef.. can we not make him a serial dream item please? I just got done having endless slightly scary-erotic dreams about my Ex-husband.
Also each point in the dream has logical reasoning as to why I ended up dreaming it.. the pink/silver scales? It’s the fish skin he showed me at work he was dehydrating, they’re pink and silver… and look like dragon skin to which I made that joke..
The warm wet blood on my neck? Kai drool.
the weight on my chest, Kai sits.
The reason I couldn’t yell and air was rushing out my mouth? I have a CPAP machine when you try to talk, air rushes out your
mother. MOUTH (best typo ever)
Vampire motif? I watched a vampire related movie/show before going to bed AND the other day when talking to Chef I noticed his canines are actually well formed fangs just they’re not longer then the teeth row so it’s subtle.. but I made a mental vampire joke that day.
Growling in my ear? Kai purring IN MY EAR.